Turtle has some good news, he has decided to host his very first giveaway.
And he wants to give away a...
prawn tote bag!
This is the first time that Turtle has made a tote bag, the first of many he hopes. It features an original design of, well, a prawn. He adores it and would happily stare at it all day.
How to enter.
Turtle loves a good pun, and a bad pun in fact, sometimes the bad puns are the best.
This is your op-perch-tuna-ty to have a whale of a time! Leave a comment with your best fishy pun. Simple! Go on, just for the halibut... (snigger).
If you need some inspiration have a look at the uncyclopedia page on fish puns.
Extra entries.
You can get an extra entry for blogging, tweeting or facebooking about Turtle's giveaway. Just pop another comment on when you do.
The winner will be picked at random and will be announced on Friday the 19th of February at 10pm.
Fin.
(It's hard to stop.)
That is fishy? Cod it be people are too scared to comment?
ReplyDelete...Well my name is Prawn, and I would love a dawny, I mean prawnie bag!
ReplyDeleteWho'd thought
ReplyDeleteA Pawn on a bag
Better I thought
Then a bag with a Stag.
Oh my cod this is going to be good! I hope nobody poaches my puns...
ReplyDeletesalmon will have to comment again soon!
ReplyDeleteI adore that bag (I'm a bag freak) and I haddock to win!
ReplyDeleteThis bag has found a plaice in my heart!
ReplyDeleteWould look great with 'Be a Little Shellfish'?!? (A-whale-able to perch-ase on Folk-sea) ...Shameless self-prom-ocean, sorry.
ReplyDeleteOoh Turtle has taste :: I need to crab myself one of those :: Hope it won't shrimp in the wash!!
ReplyDeleteThis cute bag brings out my competitive side, hope I don't make any Anemones
ReplyDeleteThis bag would "sea food" beacuase i would love it as a grocery tote.
ReplyDeleteOk that one was bad.
That's a pretty big prawn, is it one of the langoustine the sea? Teehee
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be a brain -sturgeon to see this is no crappie give-away
ReplyDeleteThese fish pun are welcome any day "barramundi"
ReplyDeleteHave a go at winning this great bag --just for the halibut
ReplyDeleteHi,
ReplyDeleteI've given you the Sunshine blog award. Visit my blog for the details!
http://dizzyizzyhandmade.blogspot.com/
Helen x
I am so not good at puns..but tonight as I was getting ready for Valentines dinner I realized that my dress looked better with EELS than flats.
ReplyDeletejullpete(at)yahoo(dot)com
I had schooled myself to scale back and make do with my current collection, but who could resist such a swish prawn? One more tote won't gill me, right?
ReplyDeletesugareaterATgmailDOTcom
This bag will be a hit with my fronds!
ReplyDelete- JoAnn
childhood.chalk@gmail.com
That tote is so cute it's worth it's weight in gold(fish). I'll be crabby if I don't win. :)
ReplyDeletejuliacumbie[at]yahoo[dot]come
I took some time to mullet over, and that's all I could come up with!
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ReplyDeleteI lost my daughter today. I flounder in the toy section of the store we were in.
ReplyDeletepinkveganmiso(at)yahoo(dot)com
I used to be a waitress and had a lot of senior citizens come in - we lovingly called them the schrod-squad!
ReplyDeleteuzzadazza@yahoo.com
just face-booked the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteuzzadazza@yahoo.com
something smells fishy about this giveaway :)
ReplyDeleteAre you baiting your readers?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway!
e.estt[at]yahoo[dot]com
I've got sole but I'm not a solider...just a student that would love to use this to tote my books! I'd look fin-tastic if I had this bag to use!
ReplyDeleteand i'll say thank you...just for the halibut :p
DolphinV27@aol.com
oh Pollack*s I'm rubbish at this sort of thing i just clam up.
ReplyDeleteHope this qualifies: "What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall? Damn!"
ReplyDeleteI hope I will fin-ally win a giveaway. I guess I'll have to tuna back in to see if I did!
ReplyDeleteI'm fresh out of cod-darn puns! I guess my fate is sea-eeled. All of my puns are carp... I hope I've left my shark on this blog -- If you don't laugh at these, you have no sole!
ReplyDeleteHave just blogged about the giveaway - only a couple of dace left to pun!
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, my husband and I were just talking about fisheries this morning! There are real problems with fishery management, you know, because they can't be made to work with economies of...scale.
ReplyDeleteEh? Eh?
Thank you for doing this giveaway, thus enabling me to find and follow your blog. Anyone who goes trawling for puns this way must be read!
carapacenator(at)gmail.com
what is the SEAHORSE of your inspiration?
ReplyDeleteyour blog is simply the BASS!
Well I better stop CARPing or EELs i'll
JACKKNIFE FISH it.
terrible terrible
s_chan89 (at) yahoo (dot) com
tweeted!
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/DolphinV27/status/9351680696
DolphinV27@aol.com
i've blogged
ReplyDeletehttp://tiam0.blogspot.com/2010/02/giveaway-central.html
DolphinV27@aol.com
What do you call a fish with no eyes????
ReplyDeleteFsh!
Blame my mum & son :)